A joke I received in my e-mail…

You gals know I am in no way posting this to be racist.  My comadre sent it to me and I thought it was worth a chuckle!   

MEXICAN WORD: WATER
My vieja gets mad and I don’t even know water problem is!

MEXICAN WORD: BRIEF
My homie farted gacho, bad, and I couldn’t brief.

MEXICAN WORD: MUSHROOM
Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there’s not mushroom.

MEXICAN WORD: CHICKEN
My vieja wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself

MEXICAN WORD: LIVER & CHEESE
Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him, orale loco liver alone, cheese mine.

MEXICAN WORD: JULY
Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!

MEXICAN WORD: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn’t wafer me!

MEXICAN WORD: HERPES
I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece this is herpes.

Nugget of Wisdom

This morning, while on my never-ending quest for infinite knowledge, I stumbled across this definition online:

From the WordReference Supplement © 2007 WordReference.com:
honky:

honky

adj

de raza blanca

 

Okay, actually, Rigo sent me this text message:  “Que se quiere decir HONK IF LES SUCKS”

I was trying to translate “honk”.  At home, we say “Suena el pito!” to say “Honk the horn!”  But, in a text message, I didn’t want to write THAT because it sounds a little… well, a little crude.  Bocina is what a friend here at word suggested, but I knew Jose and his peeps wouldn’t understand that.  The internet gave me “claxon”.  Hmm… 

So…

To avoid any misunderstanding and to make sure Rigo understood the full context of the text, I responded:  “Suena el pito DEL CARRO si estas de acuerdo que los del LES son mamones.”  LoL, I know I wrote a lot more than I was asked, but this way it should make sense to him.

And then, once I was done defining HONK, I was browsing the page and it offered HONKY as a similar word. 

I just thought it was worth a chuckle.   

PS:  I’m BORED.  MAKE IT BE 5PM RIGHT NOW!!!

Yay for Fridays…!

I have so many good blog ideas, but once I actually start writing nothing sounds very good anymore.

Its been a pretty tame week.  Last night was really the only bit of excitement.  I went to another Ladies Night at the Guacamaya with Diana, Ana, and my suegra.  I think we all had fun.  It was Ana’s first time! 

Jose stayed home with the girls.  Isabel followed me to the door as I was leaving, telling me to have fun at the baile and how bonita I looked.  Aww… kids can be so nice sometimes. 

Yesterday, our bank account was closed.  I had an old account with the same bank that had went negative ($40ish) and they took the $40 from our account and then closed it down.  I wish there would have been some kind of notice or something, because I have at least two checks out and had just made an online payment for my Childrens Place card.  I told Jose he has to go ASAP somewhere else and open up an account so we can set up our ACH payments.

DAMN!  I just remember the health insurance is supposed to come out on the 3rd.  I better look up that customer service number and give them a call.

And I’m going to give Jose a call to remind him to go open up an account on his lunch break. 

Well…

One hour down.  Seven to go.

Have a nice Friday!!!